Deal with it you hoe... bag!

This is the fabulous photo of alli and i. We were swimming and I'm wearing my wonderful authentic truckers hat! YAY! anyway- more posts soon with good photos! YAY

Um.... YA MUM!

This is a photo i took today after dave alli and i had been swimming. Its whittled from an old pool noodle. Mine is a vagina and Dave's is ment to be a penis but kinda looks more like a dummy or something! :)

anyway- hahahahhahaa!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
bye
ROK
xxoo

PS I'm feeling slightly hypo :)

Soot and Poo

Just felt like writing and saying ello! Don't ask me why. I must be bored. I'm finally getting around to listeneing to that foo fighters cd you burnt for me... its pretty good. This is a photo of Alli and I on the weekend celebrating my new job with Passion Pop. Its so grose but we still drink it... man we must be drunkards. Anyway! Thats it. Nothing even slightly interesting to say... SO LONG my friend.

Merry Christmas!

This is a photo of someone’s lovely front lawn Christmas display (and when I say someone I mean a family who lives in my street...mwaha ha ha) Last night Dave, Alli and I went and talked to the reindeer and they told us they were in love. So with a little gentle guidance we helped then to express their love to each other in the most intimate way. This morning when I drove my mum to the interchange they were no longer enjoying themselves, the reindeer on top was across the other side of the law. Someone wasnt happy this morning. :) I wonder if they'll have any baby reindeer?

AGHHHHHHH!!!!

OMG!! I'm about 99.5% about to get a job as a Governess on a Sheep station called Bulgunnia 75km SW of Coober Pedy! AGHHH!!!!! Its CRAZY!!!! CRAZY!! I have an interview with the woman on Saturday at the air port. And she told me to 'come armed with questions for her'! AHHHHHHH!!!!! I don't know how I feel. I guess I'm excited but also SHITTING MYSELF!! Its jsut CRAZY!

Here are some photos of the station I got from the web. This one is of the homestead.

This one if of the 'staff quaters'

Going now... shit and stuff...

Marijke xxoo

Us things

Ello *insert funny accent here* Actually its probably better to use the accent before you say ello... oh whateva!

I'm writing this blog in memory of all the hilarious 'us things' Alli and I have shared since way back in our high school years. Mostly in science.

There'll be a list dammit! So deal with it bitch. Hoe... Bag!

1. A donkie donk chonk.
2. "Did you come last night? I did. I didn't see you." This was a conversation had after leaving the science room window open a crack so we could break in at night... I have no idea what purpose that would serve. But funny all the same.
3. The desk is green dammit it! No its purple... it was actually blue.
4. You can squeeze my lemons baby, let the juice run down my leg. This left alli and I in tears for a good half hour... no joke.
5. Awww what a sad day it was when Laurle died!! TEAR!!! And then we buried her in the hole in the wall where the mouldy sandwhich had lived for a while. I wonder if she's in heaven watching down on us.
6. She's in Heaven with Jessussesssssss.
7. Now for a game of Hangman.... _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ can you guess the word?
8. Bless you for the future.
9. Anon..... WE!!!
10. They're not gay. They're just good friends.
11. He cut his hair!!! NOOO - i got sent out the class for this. Damm miss riley.
12. What in de eyeball?! Ya, in de eyeball!!!!
13. Allison, move to the front of the class... Marijke you can go too. Ok- so techniqually not an 'us' thing... but still worthy of making the list.
14. Writing notes every double science. And no alli I am still not over not having a lesson with you.
15. Frankle and Boble kissing with tongue.
16. Its Jess.
17. I'm starting to stuggle.. I know there are prolly plenty more, i just cant think of them. I'll aim for 20.
18. (Yes I am aware that I just used up 17 saying I'd make it to 20)Don't touch me.
19. Posture (I only thought of that one because I was slumped over my computer and was getting a sore back :)
20. Hooray- Up your ASSSSSSSS! I think is appropriate.Anyway- yayay! how funny

Awww a picture of the ugly fountain... and below a picture of the Giant dildos (another giant adelaide thing) what a fabulous way to come into adelaide... no pun intended.

gotta go now...

PS You must keep this forever or I Kiiilll you!

ok, it is Alli here. i thought of a couple more us things that i thought i should share.
21. 'Dont touch me' from our trip to sydney last year. (did we ever tell the story of our disastrous trip to sydney? or the disastrous trip to queensland? or the disastrous trip to taliem bend?... are u seeing a pattern here??)
22. 'i'm in danger, i'm in danger'. also from out trip to sydney, i bought a bag, it had 'danger' written on it... self explanatory really.
23. Giant Jug, the newest of the us things, which has been explained.
24. Mitre 10, also explained else where.
25. Chicken schnitzel... mmm so good.
26. 'Now? Now? How 'bout now? our equivalent to "are we there yet".
27. Sitting on the side at the cinema. just above the entry because that way no one can sit in front of us, thus preventing us from putting our feet up.
28. Recently, we have experimented with putting straws together to make extra long straws. handy.
29. 'it will be easier if we do it against the wall'. playing in Roks pool, many many years ago... we were trying to put the bottom of our feet together... its hard, hence needing the wall!
30. 'its the final countdown' yes that splendid 80's song by Europe... they used to play it before the footy started. they dont anymore *tear*
31. Monopoly!! we had a strange love affair with this game once upon a time... well i guess we still do. "take a chance, take a chance, take a chance".
32. speaking of games... another game that Rok and I like... or love... is The Game. i dont even know what its really called, but thats what we call it. because its the best game ever. The classic line from this great game is... "You, my friend, are a winner". yes i am :)
33. 'Suck my head' no, its not as weird/gross/inappropriate as it sounds. its goes like this. someone pours Rok a beer... there is a large head on it, she asks me to suck it off for her, i do. wait that still sounds bad. but really its very innocent... i swear.
34. and the very last one i can think of is "lets do one of these". taking photos of ourselves, by ourselves. this is an example...

this is a particularly bad example... but u get that.
bye,
Allixx

Edit # 3.
35. i just remembered this one... i cant believe we forgot it, i think it may in fact be the original us thing... *drum roll*
'Just Just' (along with hand movements). this one has been in retirement for quite along time... this was very year 9 (or 10?) (1998 or 1999). oh the memories...

Marijke here again, I thought of a few more, all of which we've come up with at the footy.
36. 'Relax, take the train'. This came about when we went to the footy and were given these orange paper visors that were to promote I think the Ghan... anyway- funny.
37. No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no entry. By 2 Unlimited. When we were on the bus to the footy we didn't have a seat and had to sit on the stairs to the door. Dosen't really explain it, but that's all I got.
38. 'I'm shocked and appaled at those wild allegations'. Stupid bitchasses who sat infront of us and complained when we were being too noisy. Even threatened to call the cops! AGHHHHHHH!!!!
And thats all until we think of more! :)

21/5/08 I'm back with more- Rok that is... I love this list- its like a written history of our lives hahaha!

39. You are... (probably the most popular at the moment)
40. Thats niiice, different, unusual.
41. Damm video recording (ok thats more a me thing lol)
42. BENNIE
43. Putting bucket at the end of every sentence... bucket
44. Pushing the other persons face away with your hand
45. What? (only really said at the footy)
46. coin-ci-dence... learning how to spell coincidence... I still can't spell it without spelling it out like that... hahaha (This is the us thing that reminded me of this list)
47. Clearly is one of the best words in the english language... Clearly!
48. Calling someone a whore face, slut face, bitch face... anything face will do.
49. Eating dinner at Rubys
50. Talking about dave behind his back... oooh harsh :)
51. You can stand under my umbrella (Ella ella eh eh eh) Under my umbrella... *points to you* *points to me* *raises arms above head in shape of an umbrella* (i'd forgotten this hahahaha)
52. Arm movements of 'i love you'
53. Using the big book of answers for directions... good times... we should do that again! hahaha
54. Following random people in their cars.
55. Exaggerating about state of well being... i.e. *is about to die*

Are you impressed with how many new 'us things' i've come up with!? I'm sure I've missed some... so get to adding biatch! :)

24/7/08
And yet more… there’s just so many, god we’re hilarious

56. The traditional hour of 8?
57. That is a sufficient filament- talking with New Zealand accents is always amusing…
58. I believe having an ‘us thing’ list might actually be an us thing! :O
59. Being obsessed with Sims2. probably the lamest one ever.
60. The Race that is AMAZING!
61. Being a moral compass… that’s really allis job, coz I’m a pathetic drunk lol.
62. Dideleedee potatoes! (I love new us things, they pop up so suddenly, just when you’re least expecting them)
63. Bitching through email and facebook messages about certain people quite viciously - this is actually my fave us thing at the moment hahaha!
64. Friday night drinks have somewhat become an ‘us thing’… I’m not sure if that really counts seeing as it includes kate and dave too… but I’m leaving it on the list!
65. I need to balm up (as if we forgot that one)!
66. I’m pretty sure we’ve mentioned chicken schniddy… but did we mention Chicken Schniddy Fridays????
67. You’re just so predictable…
68. Disastrous holidays to Queensland, Sydney, Tailem Bend… see the trend.
69. Monorail… MONORAIL!
70. Singing to ABBA and doing the head movement’s completely in sync hahaha! We’re so awesome!
71. Laughing so hard at ourselves that its hard to drive.